About once per week I like to go to the email junk/spam folder because once in a while a “real” email manages to get filed as spam. I recommend you do this occasionally. One of the side benefits of doing such a thing is that you get to see some rather funny email subject lines. Here’s some highlights from the past week or so:

Lost hope for better slife?
Try this and you are welcome in the world of sexual giants!
blood flow to the penis
my watch arrived today
Women acknowledge, that big phalli are more attractive!
She will always be hungry for your new big sausage!
only now we have reduced prices for the most effective EDPILLZ!
Reverse the Signs of Aging with Derma Wand!
your love has opened
pages from my heart
Girls like when you have big male aggregate
Your new schlong will win more prizes!
$5,000 to $500,000 or more
A Is For Attitude

Yep, lots of interesting stuff in there, eh? I, for one, look forward to getting $5,000 or $500,000 more and opening my love. Thus far, though, I can’t recall any women liking my big male aggregate. And I am DYING to get the Derma Wand, because it will undoubtedly improve my slife.

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