Not sure if you’ve heard the news, but that audio tape recorded by Jeffsama Bin Laden was finally released to the public this week. The tape is nothing more than me singing songs like “Islands In The Stream” and REO Speedwagon’s “Take It On The Run.” I also make some thinly veiled threats to Barry Manilow that if I ever see him singing “Mandy” on VH-1 again, he’ll be in a world of hurt. There seems to be a lot of news articles about the tape, though. In fact, coalition intelligence sources have said they believe the tape is authentic and unedited (duh, of course it is). That view has been reflected privately by U.S. officials. However, Attorney General John Ashcroft said Wednesday the tape was still being analyzed. Have fun! I hope they like my singing. Ashcroft also released the first known picture of Jeffsama:
