Three items today:

1) This is the first I’ve heard of the Rock Ninja, and of course, I absolutely love it. The last paragraph is amazing.

2) So it IS true, after all, isn’t it? The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. What blows my mind is that the kid is already 17! I remember when the dad was 19 and exploding on the scene.

3. One has to wonder what the wife is saying while she does this. One also has to wonder what the dude was saying. One doesn’t have to wonder how painful this must have been.

Song now playing: Nirvana – “Negative Creep”