• Wow, you’d never think the parents would actually be so cruel to do it, but I finally found one. Richard Head is the Senior Assistant Attorney General of the state of New Hampshire. Yes, Richard Head. Of course, he goes by Richard. Not Dick Head. Although he should really just go by Dick Head. I mean, you just know that’s what everyone calls him anyway. Which Dick would you rather be? Dick Pound? NASCAR’s Dick Trickle? Or Dick Head? I think I’d go with Dick Head. Terrific way to meet girls!
  • Seth Godin’s post today will hopefully make you pause and think before buying Kraft Guacamole, or any other processed garbage, for that matter. Is it really guacamole? Certainly doesn’t seem like it, does it? Thank goodness for my wife – she just buys the avocado right from the produce shelf and works her magic. And it is MAGIC!
  • Is it just me or are there WAY more of those huge, inflatable Christmas lawn decorations this year? Holy crap! Seems every tenth house has one of these giant things taking up half their lawn! Hey, to each their own, I’m just saying that they seem to be multiplying faster than probably necessary. What the hell.
  • Anyone else ever watch Showtime’s Weeds? Steph and I just Netflixed the first six episodes and it is totally awesome! I like it better than she does, so maybe it’s a guy thing. Slightly offbeat, pretty funny story about a recently widowed suburban mother who turns to selling marijuana around town to get by. Great cast. Sometimes they, uh, go the extra mile, the same way “There’s Something About Mary” did. Highly, highly recommended. Pun intended, I guess!