On my way to work each morning, I have to drive by this completely stupid scene:

In case you cannot read what the tall mailbox says, it says “AIR MAIL” on it. Can you imagine how embarassing this must be if there are teenagers living there? Even if there aren’t any teenagers. I mean, can you imagine seeing this in a catalog or a magazine and honestly telling yourself it would make an amazing addition to your lawn? I need to interview these people.