I have to tell you, it totally sucks when you forget to wear a belt. Now I have to hike up my pants all freakin’ day like a farmer or a plumber. Thank god I’m wearing boxers. Makes me look a little hip-hop.

Props go out to an old buddy, Matt Hickey, who was the first to get the lyrics from the Edie Brickell song “What I Am.” My old roommate Andre Dandeneau, he of the now chickified apartment, came in a close second, while Dan Cederholm was the third one to get it correct. You win nothing. Congratulations.