I didn’t have much of anything to do today, which is always nice, so I took a ride over to the mall with my buddy Ronnie and we just sat on the bench and watched the snarls of human traffic flow by. Sitting there for an hour or so really puts things into perspective, especially when you’re sitting with a celebrity clown known for chunking up America and hanging out with things named “Grimace” and “Hamburgler.” Ronnie’s cool, though. He has the diction of a sailor, but he means well……
