I can’t really figure out why I think this guy’s hair is so funny. I may have to adopt this style soon – would love to have this hair for all my wedding pictures.

In bizarre sports news, I believe this might be the first time I’ve ever heard of a player having to sit out baseball games due to parasites. What is the most likely cause of parasites? Would it be from infected meat of some kind? Ick.

Song now playing: The Byrds – “You Ain’t Going Nowhere”