I should remind you yet again – what The Onion publishes are large helpings of sarcasm. Or is it?
My two favorite quotes:
“As admirable as Mr. Bush’s visionary pronouncement is, I worry that the timetable he proposes is far too ambitious,” General Motors CEO Richard Wagoner Jr. said. “It is simply not realistic. The automotive industry would require an additional three or four thousand years to develop engines that can run effectively on renewable or cleaner-burning fuels.”
“Mobil Oil has already made great strides in protecting the precious air and water within the television-commercial environment. And we plan to golf closely with the U.S. Department of Energy and oil-industry lobbyists to ensure that President Bush’s initiative comes to pass in the unimaginably distant future.”