Why’s everyone so stoic?
Originally uploaded by rustedrobot.

I remember this day like it was just sixty years ago. During this one meeting at the summit, there was serious discussion about the location of possible war trials and the punishment that would be handed down to the SS. Things got really serious, so I just busted out the kazoo and played Yankee Doodle. It was good for a brief laugh, except for Stalin, who just sat there like a lump. Stalin was always such a stick in the mud anyway.

This picture was taken towards the end of the summit, Roosevelt was pretty much senile and kept muttering things like “will the north win?” and everybody was really tired and just wanted to get home. I figured things needed to be lightened up a bit. Just as I was about to do a sweet armpit fart, a buxom beauty caught my attention. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her and I began to wave……the rest is history.