Well, since she decided to open her big fat mouth to Barbara Walters, I guess I’ll go public – I am announcing my engagement to Jennifer Lopez. As expected, she will change from “J.Lo” to “J.Co.” There is a pre-nuptual agreement in place – if we do end up divorcing, I get to keep my computer baseball game and my Ask Jeeves bobblehead doll. In this picture, you see us on the set of our new movie, which is coming out soon. As you can tell, I’ve just popped the question to her and I am very freaked out because she said yes.