Today’s topic shall be meat. That’s right, dead animals. Yum. Last night I was sitting in my living room, voraciously cutting, forking and ingesting slices of leftover lamb from a weekend dinner. I hesitated momentarily, glanced up and realized “Dammit, Casey Fossum just got thrown out of the game.” Turning my attention back to my dinner, I realized that I love meat. So now I present to you my five favorite meats:
3. Ground Turkey
This list is, by no means, based on volume. For example, I probably eat lamb 1-2 times per year. If I ate more lamb, I wonder if it would retain it’s number one standing on the meat list? Not sure. I eat duck once a year – if that. The fat content in duck is a major turn-off, but of course it’s delicious. That being said, the following is my list of ingested meats by pure volume (what I eat the most):
2. Ground Turkey
Obviously today’s topic is not very vegetarian friendly. Let me be the first (and only) to tell you that I eat my fair share of vegetables, too. In fact, I love animals. I refuse to kill them, but I will eat them. I love animals so much, in fact, that I am going to the zoo this weekend in Providence, RI to gawk at all the animals and take pictures. I’m not sure if I’ve ever been to a zoo – or at least I can’t even remember ever going to a zoo, although I am sure I did at some point in my life. I’m pretty psyched, dudes. The zoo. I promise to not kill or eat any of the animals there, because they will be too cute.
Song now playing: Electric Light Orchestra – “Don’t Bring Me Down” (no no no no no, eww-whee-hoo! great song!)