This, without question, is one of the better articles that The Onion has produced in some time. Also, we should not ever fail to mention The Onion’s weekly “Man on the Street”section, which is also dazzling this week. My dream job is to write for The Onion and get paid a lot.

This article takes the old “blow it out yer ass” adage to a new level….

Finally, what would life be without the eccentric people in our lives? There should really be an entire TV network solely devoted to these kind of people. My favorite quote: “Life can get too serious. We need an occasional dead frog to lighten things.” My sentinments exactly…..

Song now playing: Little Richard – “Long Tall Sally”