Sometimes on this blog I tend to get overly verbose. After reading today’s edition of The Onion, though, specifically, the interview with David Lee Roth, I really have nothing to say that could match up. Roth is either more intelligent than I thought, or a complete imbecile (remember, that would be the mind and physical capacity of a 7-year old). Either way you look at it, the interview is a must-read.