Okay, emergency news bulletin: some scary dude has an entire page, with an essay, on his love for Jan Smithers, who played Bailey Quarters on the great show WKRP in Cincinnati. Now, I tend to agree that Jan Smithers was equally attractive or in the same league as Loni Anderson, the only problem was that she had to play the nerd and wear the glasses. But this page is ridiculous. And brilliant.

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