Listen up, I was on the ABC show “Are You Hot?” last night. Really not my style, granted, but sometimes you just have to break out of your shell and go for it, you know? No better way to bust up my shyness phobia than to expose myself to three unrelenting judges and millions of people viewing at home. So I unleashed myself. Most of the comments were nice, I think, except for the Lorenzo Lamas shit-head, who said that I was pretty hot, but my head was a little too big for my body and my legs were way too thin. What the hell does he know anyway? I thought I looked pretty friggin’ good…..
