I absolutly loved this story. I can totally see it now:

1st Dumb-Ass: “Uh, let’s open this door. I wonder what’s in there?”
2nd Dumb-Ass: “I dunno. Duh.”
1st Dumb-Ass: “Whoa. Holy shit. There must be 70 to 90 million of these things! I forgot they were there!”
1st Dumb-Ass: “Yep, I forgot about those! How crazy! How about that?”

Another story for your un-intentional comedy files: not only is he the funniest-looking dude in show business, he was also married to Julia Roberts once. And yesterday, he……..well, just click here.

Go ahead, and find your Star Wars twin.