Zombie Chick
Originally uploaded by rustedrobot.

The picture here is an advertisement I came across while scanning the home page of Boston.com yesterday. Typically my brain is conditioned to ignore these box ads, but my eye caught this one. It’s an ad for LavaLife, which appears to be some kind of dating service.

Let me ask you a question: do you think this girl’s eyes have been photoshopped? I don’t think I have ever seen a human being with eyes like that, so I’m pretty convinced that she’s been altered, which makes the ad insulting to my intelligence (and hopefully yours). I mean, she doesn’t even look human, does she? She looks like one of those lizard-people who would’ve been on that miniseries “V.”

Old-school shout-out to “V!” Anyone remember that one? I loved that series!!!