Hey! Does this come with “cat & pinion steering?”
Uh, does the smack in the head and the kick in the balls come with this?
Bah, humbug, right? This guy thinks so. The story isn’t nearly as ridiculous as his name.
RustedRobot update: I’ve added a “Fiction” section to the site, over there in the right-side column. I occasionally get the hankerin’ to write some fiction and I feel like it should see the light of day instead of me reading it over and over and over again, trying to make it perfect. So screw it, I’ll post some here now and then and hopefully get some feedback from readers. Hopefully. Hint hint. I’ve only posted two stories. Note to Rick Crawford: one of them has an ending. Kinda. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. These are works in progress!
Merry Christmas to all! I find it surreal that people I don’t know read this page on a regular basis. I appreciate that.
Song now playing: Nick Lowe – “Only A Fool Breaks His Own Heart”