Green Day really ought to be sued. I just heard a song from their last album (apparantly it did okay on the radio) called “Warning” and I’ll be damned if they didn’t outright steal The Kinks “Picture Book” and just throw new lyrics on top of it. Of course, props to Green Day for utilizing the greatest band ever, but still…….geeez, pretty obvious guys.

So…..we’re now on a heightened terror alert. The U.S. government upgraded us to level “orange,” indicating a high chance of terrorist activity. Naturally, we are urged to go about our business, which sadly has become a joke nowadays. “Go about your daily life…..” Anyway, I am fully prepared for the upcoming terrorist attack, as you see here:

Damn, I’m cute, aren’t I? And I am ready to kick some terrorist ass.