Oh, how I love the Onion: Bush Posts Classified…
Oh, how I love the Onion:
Bush Posts Classified Ad For 90,000 Troops
WASHINGTON, DCâ€”In an effort to relieve the burden on his overextended armed forces in Iraq, President Bush placed a four-line classified ad in the Monday edition of 75 U.S. newspapers. “WANTED: motivated, dedicated, obedient people looking for career in growing field of nation liberation,” the ad read. “90,000 jobs avail. F/T days, nights, weekends. No exp. necessary. Will train. Arabic a plus. Starter pay, solid bnfts.” To further boost military enlistment rates, Bush plans to post the job offer at employment offices in 300 cities across the country.
Not much else to report today. No bitching, nothing funny, nothing going on. Nothing. Maybe someone should add some comments about things they want me to discuss here? Go ahead, don’t be afraid.
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