RustedRobot

My final post of 2003 will be a short one. This morning I woke up with the truly awful song, “Rockin’ The Paradise,” by Styx in my head. How do these songs get into my head? I’ve really had some interesting songs in my head upon waking up lately and this one takes the cake. [...]

This is classic! If you see someone you don’t know carrying an almanac in the next couple of days, John Ashcroft now gives you permission to kill that person as soon as possible. Seriously. Don’t wait for them to hit you over the head with the almanac – take matters into your own hands before [...]

Greetings Robots! 362 more shopping days! I’m basking in the aftermath of what was a terrific Christmas. I’m also relieved at the completion (finally) of my home theatre system, with the addition of a Cambridge Soundworks Newton Subwoofer- thanks mom & dad! Now when I watch movies, it hits you right HERE (I’m banging my [...]

Hey! Does this come with “cat & pinion steering?”
Uh, does the smack in the head and the kick in the balls come with this?
Bah, humbug, right? This guy thinks so. The story isn’t nearly as ridiculous as his name.
RustedRobot update: I’ve added a “Fiction” section to the site, over there in the right-side column. I [...]

How great is tin foil? I try to incorporate tin foil into my life every single day in which I possibly can. You can have your ziploc bags. You can have your tupperware. I loves me some shiny, tinny tin foil. I once, by accident, placed some tin foil into my mouth – that was [...]

For a limited time only and as a gift from RustedRobot to you for the holidays, I will send you a copy of ten songs, one from each of my Top 10 albums of 2003. Dave Klug is not eligible for this gift. I think he knows why. So send me an email (the link [...]

So I am in the gym yesterday morning, pushing myself through my normal workout and towards the end of my hour-plus, I look up and there’s Dan Duquette, former GM of the Boston Red Sox, working out. Bizarre. I had heard he lived in Acton, MA, but one would figure that a guy like that [...]