RustedRobot

So, it is really that surprising that the Segway Human Transporter has not been selling very well? I’m not surprised and there’s a few reasons why I won’t get one:
a) uh, $5,000
b) I spend six months with snow on the ground
c) I’m afraid I’ll run over someone who is walking and get sued
It’s snowing in [...]

There is a difference between one’s favorite band and one’s favorite singers. For example, the late Freddie Mercury of Queen has one of the finest singing voices any rock act has ever produced. Yet for whatever reason, Queen is certainly not my favorite band, nor would they be listed in my top 20 bands, for [...]

Okay, I give up. I cannot tell the difference between Vanessa Carlton and Michelle Branch.
Song now playing: Dio – “The Last In Line”

It only took 6 days and I am already exhausted by the coverage that this war is getting on television. Have you noticed that every damn media outlet have a “military advisor” on hand to answer all kinds of ridiculous questions posed by the robots who bring us the news on a nightly basis? Even [...]

Last night I skipped the Oscars to go see The Soundtrack Of Our Lives. Good move on my part. What resulted was one of the best rock shows I’ve seen – perhaps ever. I know, I know, it sounds like maybe I’m still in that post-concert haze where you think what you just saw was [...]

My number one celebrity crush is easily Julie Bowen. Much to my delight, she was on the Howard Stern show this morning and she seemed pretty easygoing and funny – contrary to her appearance on the David Letterman show a few nights ago, when she seemed a little nervous and neurotic. I can understand being [...]

So, CNN is reporting that the U.S. believes the television appearance last night by Saddam might not have actually been Saddam. Now, this I love to hear. I already can see the skit coming up this week on Saturday Night Live where there’s like 52 Saddam’s in the same room or something.
Kidding aside, I do [...]