Hee hee.

Hee hee.

An absolutly fascinating article in yesterday’s B…

An absolutly fascinating article in yesterday’s Boston Globe about bathroom breaks at work and Feudalism. It struck me as odd – I know no other option than simply getting up and going to the bathroom whenever the need hits. It’s seems abhorable (is that a word? you know what I mean) that people would [...]

First of all, I was looking through my traffic log…

First of all, I was looking through my traffic logs and noticed that someone clicked over to my site from Google by typing “sexy robot pictures” as their search. That’s funny shit.
I made my second trip to see Kaiju Big Battel on Wednesday night, and it was as entertaining as the first. If you remember, [...]

My new obsession is the amount of miles on my car….

My new obsession is the amount of miles on my car. Don’t ask me why. Maybe it’s because I now have a digital readout instead of the usual, boring, plastic rotating numbers. I don’t know. I latch onto stuff sometimes and then I can’t shake it. I still drink a smoothie with soy protein powder [...]

Anyone catch Conan O’Brien hosting the Emmy’s last…

Anyone catch Conan O’Brien hosting the Emmy’s last night? Finally, someone worthy of their salt. The entire opening bit with the Osbornes was very amusing, but the next bit when he was trying to hook up with Jennifer Aniston, but ended up riding a white horse on the beach with Garry Shandling was hysterical. Another [...]

Ladies and gentleman…….the Cheetah.Thank you.

Ladies and gentleman…….the Cheetah.

Thank you.

I’m not sure I’ve told many people the news here b…

I’m not sure I’ve told many people the news here because I like to keep things quiet, but I was recently pregnant. Yes, pregnant. You see, not many people think that robots can even GET pregnant, but I am here to tell you that we, much like you humans, have needs. And every now and [...]