May the ass be with you.

May the ass be with you.

I had one hell of a day yesterday, lemme tell you….

I had one hell of a day yesterday, lemme tell you. You see, the Red Sox had a game back in April that got postponed due to large droplets of water traveling southward from the skies, so they rescheduled it for yesterday. A day, of course, that was thick with disgusting humidity and temperatures somewhere [...]

OK, so yeah. I’m back from San Francisco. I took a…

OK, so yeah. I’m back from San Francisco. I took a week off from blogging because I was busy with work out there. So I am sorry to all 8 of my readers for not updating the site. There was too much going on for work and San Francisco is way too cool a city [...]

Took another 6am flight to NYC this morning, this …

Took another 6am flight to NYC this morning, this time, though, I ended up in San Francisco, where I’ll be all this week. I’m too tired to even think of anything remotely interesting to write. I can tell you I’ll be visiting both Pac Bell and Network Associates Coliseum again. I’ve been both places already [...]

This is a classic example of just taking things a …

This is a classic example of just taking things a little too friggin’ far, okay? If you didn’t click it, it’s a missive about the introduction of an HIV-positive muppet to the Sesame Street cast in South Africa. This ridiculous idea was hatched for the sole purpose of educating children about the dangers of HIV, [...]

I’ve never been one to eat tons of Jello or anythi…

I’ve never been one to eat tons of Jello or anything, but I always thought Jello was decent stuff. Come to think of it, I probably have not eaten Jello in a couple of years. But today I have come across a horrific discovery that will prevent me from ever eating, looking at, or even [...]

Two funny things happened to me last week:1. Was d…

Two funny things happened to me last week:
1. Was driving down Route 2 in Concord, MA when we saw an elderly woman walking down the highway. Very odd to see an old woman walking, especially on Route 2, which is a two-lane and quite a busy roadway used by many vehicles to get in and [...]